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Glenn is like a god
He is not like a goddess
He is the devil

Bees get on your knees!
But wait! Bees ain't got no knees.
Bees, forgive us please.

Nosferatu sucks!
He will suck unholy blood!
That's what fangs are for.

Say, baby. What's up?
Why don't you show me some legs?
'Less you've wooden pegs

Vader the droid's dad
He built him on Tatooine
Naked robot spawn

Elephants are big

Relatively mannerless

and most uncertain

Today is fish day

The day that we eat some fish

Fish day is no fun

My bottom sits me

Down on the hard cold toilet

Stinking up the world

Desolate old man

You’ll die and go to Heaven

Or you’ll go to Hell

10.

Little squirrel with nuts

Hide them in your secret place

Then I’ll shoot you dead






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		1. Glenn is like a god He is not like a goddess He is the devil 2. Bees get on your knees! But wait! Bees ain't got no knees. Bees, forgive us please. 3. Nosferatu sucks! He will suck unholy blood! That's what fangs are for. 4. Say, baby. What's up? Why don't you show me some legs? 'Less you've wooden pegs 5. Vader the droid's dad He built him on Tatooine Naked robot spawn 6. Elephants are big Relatively mannerless and most uncertain 7. Today is fish day The day that we eat some fish Fish day is no fun 8. My bottom sits me Down on the hard cold toilet Stinking up the world 9. Desolate old man You’ll die and go to Heaven Or you’ll go to Hell 10. Little squirrel with nuts Hide them in your secret place Then I’ll shoot you dead Back to Haikus main page Archives 11-20



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