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1.

Glenn is like a god
He is not like a goddess
He is the devil

2.

Bees get on your knees!
But wait! Bees ain't got no knees.
Bees, forgive us please.

3.

Nosferatu sucks!
He will suck unholy blood!
That's what fangs are for.

4.

Say, baby. What's up?
Why don't you show me some legs?
'Less you've wooden pegs

5.

Vader the droid's dad
He built him on Tatooine
Naked robot spawn

 

6.

 

Elephants are big

Relatively mannerless

and most uncertain

 

7.

 

Today is fish day

The day that we eat some fish

Fish day is no fun

 

8.

 

My bottom sits me

Down on the hard cold toilet

Stinking up the world

 

9.

 

Desolate old man

You’ll die and go to Heaven

Or you’ll go to Hell

 

10.

 

Little squirrel with nuts

Hide them in your secret place

Then I’ll shoot you dead 

 
















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