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11.

 

My desk is tidy

It has many places to

Separate the damned

 

12.

 

I cut my finger

I don’t know how I did it

Maybe I bit it

 

13.

 

Fourteen-year-olds are

Quite unclear as to what is

Dull and what is not

 

14.

 

Don’t eat those pinecones

You might regret it when a

Tree grows in your throat

 

15.

 

Be my idiot

Make yourself look foolish so

I will look quite smart

 

16.

 

Papier-mâché ghost

You died and turned to paper

Please haunt somewhere else

 

17.

 

Do not curse the sun

The sun makes the daylight come

Curse the moon instead

 

18.

 

Do not curse the moon

The moon lights your way by night

Curse your god instead

 

19.

 

Do not curse your god

Your god made both sun and moon

Just get over it

 

20.

 

Those darn cows are fat

When they fart the ozone dies

Let us eat them all
















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