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71.

 

Soda is my door.

It’s hard to open, unless

I freeze it to death.

 

72.

 

The zombie of doom!

He eats brains and chicken feet.

He’s pretty much dead.

 

73.

 

I like the Batman

He’s my new best super friend.

He likes spandex boys.

 

74.

 

Mr. Weevil went to town

eating corn and drunk on blood.

It was human blood.

 

75.

 

Ben Hur done that, and

I got the T-shirt, but I

left it in my pants.

 

76.

 

Magic snow does grow.

It grows in your shoes and socks.

You can’t feel it though.

 

77.

 

I like dead people.

Sometimes they will visit me.

We have snails and tea.

 

78.

 

What’s with those llamas?

They are furry naked things

That dispense advice.

 

79.

 

McKyew was a man.

He was a very naughty

Man from way up when.

 

 

80.

 

Eighty years of age.

Eighty years and going strong.

Will it ever end?
















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