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61.


The Hillary C.

Haiku goes something like this

Then it is over

 

62.

 

Gay rights for you now

Gay rights for everybody

Except for straight folks

 

63.

 

Erasure is cool

I bought their new CD, yo?

It has rocked my world

 

64.

 

Yankees can’t say y’all

When they do, they spell it wrong

They think ya’ll’s just one

 

65.

 

Godzilla versus

The stinky people right now

Then he poops his pants

 

66.

 

Eight leprechauns towed

A dead beaver to the town

And they left it there.

 

67.

 

Savior of Bluepearl!

He shed silent tears for them

Then he took his stand

 

68.

 

It’s a new haiku

It’s the Halloween haiku

Dracula is here.

 

69.

 

Haikus need good sex.

They need it every Wednesday.

Haikus are real weird.

 

70.

 

Ted is not my name.

If it were, I would be Ted.

Who the heck is Ted?

















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