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91.

 

Fancy fixation!

Fixate on this, you baboon!

We’ll be friends in Hell.

 

92.

 

I went to Heaven.

Everyone was friendly there.

So they sent me back.

93.

 

Wake up in the rain.

Slap the wet off your belly.

Get up, drip some more.

94.

 

Graham crackers scare me.

Long ago, they ruled the world.

Those were darker times.

95.

 

Am I black or white?

Racism is bad for me.

I’ll just hate myself.

96.

 

I like the toilet.

I have many friends in there.

They are squirrels with boats.

 

97.

 

Build a wife tonight.

Make her out of the sheet rock.

She will not say much.

 

98.

 

The sorrowful man

ate paper and hail for lunch.

He became a freak.

 

99.

 

Penultimate Man!

He was always running late.

Got there next to last.

100.

 

Here’s the last haiku.

The last of them all, I said!

Haikus never die.

 
















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