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101.

 

Here’s the first haiku.

The first of a whole lot more!

Haikus taste like lies.

 

102.

 

People made of wood

Stole my purse and puked inside.

Gave it to some girl.

 

103.

 

Lumberjacks are weird.

They built igloos out of plants.

Ate them inside-out.

 

104.

 

Man from the future!

Come back some time earlier.

You were never born.

105.

 

I have seven toes

Growing on my spinal chord.

Do you think that’s weird?

106.

 

Leprechauns are dumb.

Seven times, they killed their food,

Then it kicked their heads.

107.

 

Numerology

Is pretty much a long word

That means fate is math.

108.

 

Omega the dog

Smells the death on old people

Then licks them good-bye.

109.

 

Monsters mark my grave.

I rise from it, haunt them good,

Then they run away.

110.

 

Decaf coffee’s good.

Tastes the same as others do.

‘Cept there’s no caffeine.
















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