101. Here’s the first haiku. The first of a whole lot more! Haikus taste like lies. 102. People made of wood Stole my purse and puked inside. Gave it to some girl. 103. Lumberjacks are weird. They built igloos out of plants. Ate them inside-out. 104. Man from the future! Come back some time earlier. You were never born. 105. I have seven toes Growing on my spinal chord. Do you think that’s weird? 106. Leprechauns are dumb. Seven times, they killed their food, Then it kicked their heads. 107. Numerology Is pretty much a long word That means fate is math. 108. Omega the dog Smells the death on old people Then licks them good-bye. 109. Monsters mark my grave. I rise from it, haunt them good, Then they run away. 110. Decaf coffee’s good. Tastes the same as others do. ‘Cept there’s no caffeine.
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