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The Tale of Beater Rabbit

Beater Rabbit is a television evangelist who loves the Bible! He slept with it snuggled in his arms as a child and absolutely swears by it as an adult. Unfortunately, he’s never actually read it. When called to action by a group of wealthy foxes, Beater sets out to save the Briar Patch where he grew up from the clear corruption of the unnatural gays, terrorist Muslims, loud mouth women, and lying, atheistic scientists; and there is no length to which he will not go in order to achieve his goal—even when his own brothers and sisters, eager to oppose him, grow up to be the very worst that the enemies of God and country have stand in his way.

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For the haters to borrow and burn!


For the obssessive fan!

"The Briar Patch Evangelist; or, The Tale of Beater Rabbit" originally posted November 2010

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ISBN-10: 1-61815-044-8 (Kindle e-book)


ISBN-13: 978-1-61815-044-8 (Kindle e-book)


ISBN-10: 1-61815-045-6 (paperback)


ISBN-13: 978-1-61815-045-5 (paperback)