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21.

 

My friend Zed is gay

Chases all the girls away

Won't roll in their hay

 

22.

 

Ben Franklin spoke true

Never told an honest lie

Now he’s some years dead

 

23.

 

If I were Jesus

I would have loved you as is

Good thing I am not

 

24.

 

Toilet paper eyes

Fill the deep black sockets of

The sad no-eyed man

 

25.

 

This here Web site’s a

Glowing beacon in the night

Can you see the light?

 

26.

 

I really hate you

I hope someone murders you

And you burn in Hell

 

27.

 

Marta has her faith

She is a christian you see

She’s not a Christian

 

28.

 

I’m Kermit the Frog

I’m in love with Miss Piggy

Yet I eat pork chops

 

29.

 

If I lived in space

I would be a vacuum spore

I’d infect you all

 

30.

 

Butt munchkins are weird

Eating all the camel sauce

Loathing all spiders

 

 
















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