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31.

 

God will destroy you

He really loves you so much

Loves enough to kill

 

32.

 

Drinking Gatorade

Makes me feel cool in my head

Helps me not be dead


33.

 

I want to kill them

I want to kill all my friends

They are not so good


34.

 

Throw up all over

Little rein deer baby beast

Save us from gerbils

 

35.

 

Snails upon us now

Making little trails of slime

The French will eat them


36.

 

Artichokes are nice

Cannibals eat people though

Think I’ll side with them


37.

 

Have some turkey, friend

Dig in, gobble it all up

Lest it gobbles you


38.

 

 

Skiing through the snow

Winter weather froze my toes

I’ll still ski all day


39.

 

Bisexual man

My bisexual boyfriend

He likes boys and girls


40.

 

Santa’s got a gun

He knows if you’ve been naughty

He has the rabies




























































































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