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41.

 

Monsters can be sly

Godzilla is my best friend

He knocked down my house

 

42.

 

Dashing through the snow

I happened to kill a man

He had asked for it

 

43.

 

Papa Smurf is blue

Gargamel ate all his friends

He'll die from cooties

 

44.

 

Sandwiches can talk

When mine does it often swears

It lies at all times

 

45.

 

If I were a bird

I would fly above the trees

I’d poop on your car

 

 

46.

 

Sigourney Weaver

Lives in outer space with cats

Swears the Yellow Press

 

47.

 

“All hail artichokes,”

Said Alexander the Great

And then he slapped me

 

48.

 

Who wants to fight me?

I will smack you all right down

Even if you’re nice

 

49.

 

The rude elephant

Made a point to sodomize

Everyone’s gravy

 

50.

 

Two-headed ostrich

Where do you get off saying that?

I’ll ignore you both

  
















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