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51.

 

“i HATE THE cAPS lOCK

BUTTON,” SAID i TO OLD tOD

OLD tOD HATES THE WORLD

 

52.

 

Clean my bowl, you dog!

Even dogs must earn their keep!

Clean it with your tongue!

 

53.

 

Something’s in the air

Everyone is pregnant now

Air can’t use condoms

 

54.

 

My friend Kris loves toys

He made a Lego lady

He had no real friends

 

55.

 

“Use the Force,” I said.

“Use it to mop the kitchen.”

Yoda is my slave.

 

56.

 

I like the baby.

He drools on my face and feet,

Then he crawls away.

 

57.

 

Jay is my best friend.

He was howling at the moon

Then he got all weird

 

58.

 

I smelled a nomad

It was traveling quite far

All the way to Hell

 

59.

 

Gophers eat children

I can not get past all that

It just freaks me out

  

60.

 

Ryan watched the news

A giant seal was in town

Exposing the truth 
















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